meet me or not, i'm out of control
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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