her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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