Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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