Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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