And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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