Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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