Swine flu. Run for my life!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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