I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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