Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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