I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just tell him i said nine months
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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