You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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