Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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