That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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