My nipple is on Facebook.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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