Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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