Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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