a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.