She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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