I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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