Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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