we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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