4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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