I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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