all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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