I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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