she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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