I wish I could teleport
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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