I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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