She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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