Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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