do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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