We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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