i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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