I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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