My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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