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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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