end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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