Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Sorry about my life...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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