i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's shark week go big or go home
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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