dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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