We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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