Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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