I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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so much tequila, so little girl.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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