Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
My dick has a subreddit
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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