White coat. Heels.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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