have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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