I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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