Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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