He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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