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i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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