Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I wish I could teleport
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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