just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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