would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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