Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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