I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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