you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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