I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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